The alarm stirred Paul from deep slumber. Opening one eye groggily, he winced as a shaft of light lanced his eyeball.
“Ooooh!” he groaned. His head drummed a steady beat as he wondered exactly how much he’d had to drink. His brother’s birthday party had been one helluva do…. but how did he get home? That’s it! He’d summoned an Uber.
Belinda was already awake, it seemed. He could hear her moving about in the bathroom.
Boy, he needed to pee!
Swinging himself to the edge of the bed, he stopped dead.
What the…..?
Where had he put his leg!?
©Vivian Zems
PHOTO PROMPT © J Hardy Carroll
July 5, 2018 at 11:54 am
Good one! 😀
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July 6, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Thank you 😊
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July 5, 2018 at 12:06 pm
Not something you want to lose on a drunken night out!
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July 6, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Absolutely!
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July 5, 2018 at 2:06 pm
Oh no!!! Sad, but funny, lol. ☺
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July 6, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Thanks Walt😂
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July 6, 2018 at 8:06 pm
My pleasure!
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July 5, 2018 at 8:20 pm
Ohhh, that’s too sad, but too too funny! I can just picture it.
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July 6, 2018 at 6:44 pm
Lol!
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July 6, 2018 at 4:06 am
I was waiting for that one… Doesn’t pay to drink oneself memory-less!
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July 6, 2018 at 6:42 pm
A dangerous thing! 😊
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July 6, 2018 at 4:27 am
Ha, ha. Great piece.
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July 6, 2018 at 6:41 pm
Thank you 😊
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July 6, 2018 at 5:03 am
It was then that the other shoe dropped 🙂
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July 6, 2018 at 6:41 pm
😂
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July 6, 2018 at 5:06 pm
It was a night to remember – just a shame he can’t remember it! Nice one
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July 6, 2018 at 7:28 pm
Thank you 😊
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July 6, 2018 at 10:28 pm
I did lose a guitar one night (don’t ask and I got it back) but a leg? Great take.
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July 7, 2018 at 7:26 am
Lol! Thank you 😊
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July 7, 2018 at 8:27 am
Someone once told me that when he got lost in the city, he would get drunk -he always woke up at home in bed.
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July 7, 2018 at 9:26 am
Scary…about the time lost inbetween! Thanks for reading 🙂
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July 7, 2018 at 10:02 am
Oh no, bad time to misplace your leg and with only one he can’t even cross them. 🙂
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July 8, 2018 at 8:56 am
(*Howling laughter*) !!!! Thanks for stopping by!
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July 7, 2018 at 3:30 pm
Dear Vivian,
This one made me laugh out loud. No doubt he’ll keep his wits about him next time. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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July 8, 2018 at 8:55 am
I’m sure he will!
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July 12, 2018 at 4:51 pm
Most embarrassing!
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July 12, 2018 at 8:52 pm
Lol! Thanks for dropping by😊
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