Here are some
Alternative facts
I got fat by eating
Alternative snacks
They included Lollipops
Licked to death
And washed down with soda pops
There were some toffees too
But these pulled out
A filling or two
My kids have now
Made a demand
I’m helpless and
Under their command
I must now lose 2 stone
Right away
Or else they’ll send me to
The fat farm for
A stay
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Vivian Zems
July 20, 2017 at 11:15 pm
Love it!
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July 20, 2017 at 11:25 pm
Thank you 😊
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July 20, 2017 at 11:50 pm
I also need to stop with the alternative snacking or you’ll have to save space for me at the farm!
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July 20, 2017 at 11:59 pm
Thank goodness I’ll have some company😂😂
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July 21, 2017 at 1:00 am
This is great haha!
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July 21, 2017 at 7:45 am
Thank you! ☺
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