Here are some 

Alternative facts

I got fat by eating 

Alternative snacks

 They included Lollipop

Licked to death

And washed down with  soda pops 

There were some toffees too

But these pulled out 

A filling or two

My kids have now 

Made a demand

I’m helpless and 

Under their command

I must now lose 2 stone 

Right away

Or else they’ll send me to

The fat farm for

A stay

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