A kidnapper makes the call
gleefully dreaming of his windfall
With a voice laced with honey
he demands all the money
reciting his bank details and all!
©Vivian Zems
Today at dVerse, and we are to write a funny poem beginning with an ordinary event.
This story actually happened – but thankfully, not to me or anyone I know personally. Needless to say, the kidnapper didn’t get very far!
Smell The Coffee 
May 22, 2018 at 8:29 pm
It’s a good thing he left us his bank details, otherwise he wouldn’t get the ransom. I heard on the news of people writing robbery requests at the bank on their deposit slips. Be hard to send it to them in jail, lol That’s very humerous Vivian!
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May 23, 2018 at 11:51 am
Thank you! That’s a funny story ( re: bank robbers) 🙂 🙂
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May 23, 2018 at 12:45 pm
He got a big raise, I’m sure
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May 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm
Lol!
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May 22, 2018 at 8:31 pm
I love it when criminals are as stupid as that… sometimes the job of the police is easy.
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May 23, 2018 at 11:50 am
🙂
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May 22, 2018 at 8:45 pm
Lol. I love the humor. Only you can come up with something like this, like that poem about Trump and his little button was it?
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May 23, 2018 at 11:49 am
Thank you Nitin! I’m trying to remember the Trump one…will check.
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May 23, 2018 at 12:23 pm
It was something about little things!
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May 23, 2018 at 12:57 pm
On my blog?
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May 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Yeah you indirectly made fun of his you know what using an analogy. It’s a poem I read a long time ago, and so, I don’t remember it properly. I commented though.
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May 23, 2018 at 1:02 pm
Oh… naughty me! I’m going to find it today (Lol!)
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May 23, 2018 at 1:07 pm
This was the only one I could find… it was to use Old English…I see it- ‘peacockize’. You have a great memory, my friend. 🙂
https://smellthecoffeeweb.com/2017/10/19/just-politics-baby/
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May 23, 2018 at 1:25 pm
Lol! This is hilarious. But this wasn’t the one. I think the one I was talking about either had a reference to nuclear war or North Korea.
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May 23, 2018 at 1:46 pm
Wow! All I can say is that I thank the universe for keeping me so busy that I can’t find my work. I give up! 🙂 🙂
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May 22, 2018 at 8:54 pm
Someone just wasn’t in the right job 🙂
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May 23, 2018 at 11:48 am
🙂
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May 22, 2018 at 8:54 pm
Ooops. He really didn’t think it through, did he? Instant karma!
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May 23, 2018 at 11:48 am
I can imagine the shock…at the end 🙂
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May 22, 2018 at 9:15 pm
Cool poem ☺❤
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May 23, 2018 at 11:47 am
Lol! Thank you!
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May 23, 2018 at 11:59 am
You’re welcome! ☺
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May 23, 2018 at 12:56 pm
🙂
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May 22, 2018 at 9:42 pm
Hilarious Vivian!
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May 23, 2018 at 5:28 am
Thanks, Linda!
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May 22, 2018 at 11:04 pm
Funny…caught at his own scheme of things !
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May 23, 2018 at 5:27 am
Lol!
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May 23, 2018 at 1:41 am
Amazing poem. And to think, they vote also! I am surprised he did not give his name as well.
Dwight
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May 23, 2018 at 5:25 am
Lol!! You must give your name with the account details…tee-hee!
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May 23, 2018 at 4:52 am
If he were hard to catch after giving all that information, there would be problems all around.
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May 23, 2018 at 5:23 am
Lol!
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May 23, 2018 at 7:19 am
You made me chuckle, Viv! Some criminals are just so dumb. I like the ‘voice laced with honey… reciting his bank details and all’!
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May 23, 2018 at 11:30 am
Lol! He was so confident 🙂
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May 23, 2018 at 2:33 pm
Hah! Not a seasoned kidnapper, obviously! Good one! 🙂
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May 24, 2018 at 1:26 pm
Thanks Lillian 🙂
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July 21, 2018 at 1:38 pm
Excellent limerick 😊
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