A kidnapper makes the call
gleefully dreaming of his windfall
With a voice laced with honey
he demands all the money
reciting his bank details and all!

©Vivian Zems

Today at dVerse, and we are to write a funny poem beginning with an ordinary event.

This story actually happened – but thankfully, not to me or anyone I know personally.  Needless to say,  the kidnapper didn’t get very far!