I whisper the names of my streets
So shy am I, if I could, I’d turn beet
On my way home, I skip down
but hesitate at the turn off to
So shy am I, I stare at my feet….
….where was I? Oh yes, directions!
I decide to use
as this will bring me quickly to
I never try using
That would take be back to square one!
I studiously avoid
-what’s with the silly smiles here anyway?
Finally, I’ve arrived home
-on my street that’s good and decent
-even though it goes by the name of
Make of it what you will
as I settle in my home town named
©Vivian Zems
Images from Google
Author’s note: a humorous take on street signs
April 20, 2018 at 7:38 pm
Oh my goodness, what fun! You found some wonderful signs, your poem is a blast to read. Made me smile.
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April 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm
Hi Sherry, glad you liked it 🙂
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April 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm
Such fun names! What a great way to say (read) the names! This game me a grand laugh.
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April 20, 2018 at 9:17 pm
Thanks, Toni!
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April 20, 2018 at 9:24 pm
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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April 20, 2018 at 10:02 pm
Happy yo make you laugh 🙂
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April 20, 2018 at 11:01 pm
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣….Amazing poem… pun at every turn.
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April 21, 2018 at 7:22 am
Thanks! 😂😂
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April 21, 2018 at 12:53 am
Ha ha, I did enjoy your fun.
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April 21, 2018 at 7:21 am
Thanks Rosemary! 😊
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April 21, 2018 at 2:30 am
I’m smiling, Vivian. 🙂 🙂 I don’t suppose I am supposed to in mixed company Butt I am. It started with your little green running guy, it’s getting nowhere, “can’t get there from here.”
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April 21, 2018 at 7:21 am
Thanks Jim!😆
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April 21, 2018 at 5:25 am
Loved this, thanks for the laugh. There is a sign south of where i used to live that read “Climax ahead”. Seriously! Or maybe it was “Climax, next exit” but you get the idea.
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April 21, 2018 at 7:19 am
Thanks! 😊 And lool! 😂😂😂
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April 21, 2018 at 1:17 pm
Such a delightful poem, Viv!💜
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April 21, 2018 at 4:04 pm
Thanks Sanaa!
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April 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm
It would be a wonderful drive, lol 😁
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April 21, 2018 at 4:03 pm
And embarrassing too!😉
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April 21, 2018 at 4:49 pm
Ha.. wonderful names… sometimes you cannot give your address without blushing.
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April 22, 2018 at 10:56 am
You made me giggle, Viv! I know a few names like that, too. 🙂
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April 22, 2018 at 11:43 am
I know! Who comes up with these??😂😂
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April 22, 2018 at 12:03 pm
Ha ha ha…just sensationally funny.
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April 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm
Thanks Paul!😆
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