Come on down to McCrunchy’s Café
Come on down today!
For breakfast you’ll fare the most –
an ironic side of bacon,
unchallenged eggs over-easy,
even some wry toast –
one jittery cup of coffee; to-go.
Come on down to McCrunchy’s Café
Come on down today!
Our supper is only for the brave
Eels on wheels
for that slippery feel
frogs innards garlicky spiced
barely cooked and roughly sliced
raw slugs swollen and brown
and double the price
if you don’t keep it down
Come on down to McCrunchy’s Café
Come on down today!
Jilly’s Casting Bricks to attract Jade – A collaborative poem; Jilly’s is in bold, and mine-the remainder
December 18, 2017 at 11:13 pm
Bleah! This is hysterical! That fine photo sets up your reader for a fall, and slippery fall, at that. I LOVE this!!!! Eels on wheels – the image that conjures is priceless. So glad you took up my zany challenge.
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December 19, 2017 at 7:43 am
My pleasure 😆!
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December 18, 2017 at 11:17 pm
Oh my! Yours is much more swanky than my joint (although the cuisine is about par for the patrons’ health)! Fun, fun stuff!
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December 19, 2017 at 7:44 am
Yours was very good- loved it!. Thank you😊
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December 19, 2017 at 11:11 pm
Thank you! and… You are welcome!
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December 20, 2017 at 7:57 pm
😆
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December 20, 2017 at 1:26 am
Yikes! Suddenly I’ve lost my appetite!
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December 20, 2017 at 7:52 pm
😂😂
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