This diet will be my death
Sipping nasty shakes
Holding my breath
Bland food, dried beets
It’s a conspiracy!
Where are my sweets??
Striving for thinner hips
Eyes squeezed tight
Mediocre milkshakes
Poised at my lips
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November 14, 2017 at 10:41 pm
Time for Frappuccinos!
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November 15, 2017 at 6:29 pm
I think so!
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November 14, 2017 at 11:32 pm
This sure made me smile. 🙂
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November 15, 2017 at 6:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed this!
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November 15, 2017 at 12:00 am
How true that feeling! You spoke for us all! 🙂
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November 15, 2017 at 6:28 pm
😂Thanks!
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November 15, 2017 at 12:27 am
Oh I hate those kinds of diets. Hopefully it doesn’t have to last too long. 😉
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November 15, 2017 at 8:06 am
They never work anyway😊
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November 15, 2017 at 3:12 pm
They never do…. I finally got serious this year and did the Whole30. It changed everything for me.
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November 15, 2017 at 6:19 pm
What’s the Whole30?
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November 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm
Ha! Life is too short for just shakes.
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November 15, 2017 at 6:18 pm
I think so!
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November 16, 2017 at 10:02 am
Dried beets and nasty shakes… Sounds delicious. NOT! 😢❤
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November 16, 2017 at 2:50 pm
😦
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March 20, 2018 at 2:26 pm
Conspiracy, indeed! We shall rebel with chocolate. 😀
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March 20, 2018 at 11:29 pm
Lead the way!
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March 20, 2018 at 7:15 pm
LOL luv the lines
“It’s a conspiracy!
Where are my sweets??”
much love
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March 21, 2018 at 1:39 am
Thanks, Gillena!
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March 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm
That sounds awful… bit not quite as much as the old book of recipes I have for an old mixer… if you had anemia they told you to eat raw liver…. and with a mixer you can do delicious liver smoothies… (imagine drinking raw liver with banana)
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March 20, 2018 at 11:29 pm
Sounds awful!!
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March 20, 2018 at 11:31 pm
It’s a hard road to follow. How about a time out every now and then?
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March 21, 2018 at 1:37 am
I quite agree!
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March 21, 2018 at 12:23 am
Diet can indeed be boring, difficult and at the end, I believe, leave us craving for more 😀
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March 21, 2018 at 1:36 am
Absolutely!…It doesn’t work!
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March 21, 2018 at 2:21 am
No diets are too hard… there must be easier ways 🙂
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March 21, 2018 at 1:43 pm
I wish..LOL!
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March 21, 2018 at 3:44 am
This made me smile. Good one!
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March 21, 2018 at 1:35 pm
Thanks, Sherry 🙂
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March 21, 2018 at 7:47 am
Ditch the diet, Viv! Go to the coast and do some beach walking. Grab a friend and go dancing. Enjoy your food!
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March 21, 2018 at 12:39 pm
Ahhh! Well said! I’m getting too old for these diets anyway.
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March 21, 2018 at 8:45 am
kaykuala
Eyes squeezed tight
Mediocre milkshakes
Poised at my lips
One never wins when it comes to re-living the past pleasures of the young! Very much so Vivian!
Hank
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March 21, 2018 at 12:39 pm
Lol!!
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March 22, 2018 at 11:25 am
Let us rebel with fries and strawberry milkshake!!💞 Those diets never work anyway 😉
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March 23, 2018 at 9:06 am
You’re so right (*as I look at my waistline*)
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