I awoke with some alarm. Shame washed over me.What had I done last night? Oh my days….I couldn’t believe the disastrous event of the night before. “That’s it,” I fumed, “I’m changing my name!” I hurriedly prepared for work and drove off, furiously berating myself.
Last night, my beauty sleep had been rudely interrupted by the incessant sound of someone (or something) calling my name. Softly at first, then more insistently. I’d eventually leapt out of bed, slipped into my ecru petticoat and made a seraphic descent into the kitchen. Opening the fridge, the caramel cake first blinked, then winked at me, calling out my name again. Killing the cake had been swift and distinctly pleasurable.
Until this morning, that is. Now filled with remorse, those 2 pleasurable minutes had come back to haunt me; especially as I was finding it increasing difficult to bend down. My shoe-lace tying days were over the minute the items in my fridge knew my name.
So there you have it; that’s why I’m changing my name.
In response to MLMM # Wordle 173
September 25, 2017 at 4:24 pm
Everything is perfect. But y did u add this picture…now i am hungry again 😢
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September 25, 2017 at 4:48 pm
When I look at this pic, it serves as a reminder of my enemy 😂
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September 25, 2017 at 4:51 pm
You have no idea how many calories i pushed down my throat after looking at it 😢
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September 25, 2017 at 5:23 pm
😂😂😂- self-control!
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September 25, 2017 at 5:35 pm
..lost to this post…
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September 25, 2017 at 5:23 pm
thanks for playing the wordle this week 🙂
You’ve definitely used some of the words in a very creative and unexpected fashion and manner – good for a laugh in some ways, while hinting at just enough of a back story that is whispering towards a continuation, yet this piece stands well enough alone. Temptation in all kinds of forms and ways. Wonderful 🙂
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September 25, 2017 at 5:31 pm
Thanks for the feedback. I certainly enjoyed taking part.
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September 25, 2017 at 5:36 pm
🙂
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September 25, 2017 at 6:23 pm
Humor is always welcome. A ‘cool’ twist.
(I can be indulgent occasionally – I’m averaging walking 7-10 miles a day!)
I had fun with this prompt also.
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September 25, 2017 at 6:45 pm
Thanks Jules 😊
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September 25, 2017 at 7:00 pm
Good one!! 😂 😂
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September 25, 2017 at 7:31 pm
👍
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September 25, 2017 at 7:54 pm
Loved it… the humor works fine… For me it’s the nuts that call my name, always salted nuts.
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September 25, 2017 at 8:55 pm
Aha! You might have to change your name too!
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September 25, 2017 at 10:34 pm
Oh nooooooooooooo!!! You killed it!!!! I didn’t kill my talking pea, lol
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September 25, 2017 at 11:09 pm
Ah, but you see- that cake was intent on doing me harm! My jeans don’t fit anymore😯. Your pea was simply begging for mercy😂
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September 26, 2017 at 12:37 am
True. Good thing I am a merciful kind of guy 🙂
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September 26, 2017 at 12:01 am
Love it Vivian, great use of the words…I have that problem too…..though it usually food in general… sigh…
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September 26, 2017 at 8:28 am
hahaha! We all do 🙂
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September 26, 2017 at 5:30 am
yum, it can call my name any time! (umm, looks down at my waist. hmmm. am I waddling towards the fridge? is that a waddle? nooooo)
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September 26, 2017 at 8:29 am
hahaha!!
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