I notice her from afar
As she sashays to the bar
Looking distant and aloof
She’s glides like a wolf
She leaves a strong impression
And .. Oh my!…
Perfect dimensions
This is what they call a figure ‘8’
I’m so excited
I can barely wait
I could do that,
I muse…..
Good to have a crack at
I can’t see her face
Who cares
It’s her body I’ll embrace
I sidle up to her
Whisper something in her ear
I make my meaning clear
She turns with good grace
My smile freezes in place
Oh my life! My life!!
It’s non other than My Wife!!!
Now I’m stuck
Between a rock and a bloody hard place!
Copyright 2017- Vivian Zems
July 30, 2017 at 5:53 pm
Did not see that one coming. Ha ha!
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July 30, 2017 at 6:07 pm
Glad you liked it. It occurred to me at the last minute 🙂
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July 30, 2017 at 6:11 pm
Haha! I thought it was gonna be a dude, didn’t expect the wife! Good one!
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July 30, 2017 at 6:15 pm
Thanks 🙂 🙂 Glad you liked it!
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July 30, 2017 at 7:05 pm
That was evil, lol.
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July 30, 2017 at 7:10 pm
So is my imagination…sometimes 🙂
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July 30, 2017 at 8:13 pm
Cool! Shades of the classic “Pina Colada Song” by Rupert Holmes. If you’ve never heard it, you’ve got to check it out and let me know what you think.
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July 30, 2017 at 8:14 pm
I certainly will!
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July 30, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Hi James, just checked out the song. I’d heard it before but never paid attention to the lyrics. Loved it anyway- and same setting 🙂 I feel so clever now 🙂 🙂
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July 30, 2017 at 10:04 pm
Well-done. It was a great twist. Even though it’s always been a favorite song of mine, I still didn’t see the it coming in your story. I like the message to appreciate what you’ve got instead of looking for something better. Good job, and a lot of fun to read.
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July 30, 2017 at 11:56 pm
Awww. Thanks 🙂
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July 30, 2017 at 9:45 pm
Omg! Another poor dude😂😂😂😂
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July 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm
In trouble now!
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July 31, 2017 at 1:24 am
Hehehehehehehe
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July 31, 2017 at 11:27 pm
Did not expect that Vivian! Wonderful.
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July 31, 2017 at 11:43 pm
🙂 🙂 Glad you liked it.
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August 6, 2017 at 11:06 pm
Love it poor thing lol
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