I notice her from afar

As she sashays to the bar

Looking distant and aloof

She’s glides like a wolf

She leaves a strong impression 

And .. Oh my!…

Perfect dimensions 

This is what they call a figure ‘8’

I’m so excited

I can barely wait

I could do that,

I muse…..

Good to have a crack at

I can’t see her face

Who cares 

It’s her body I’ll embrace

I sidle up to her

Whisper something in her ear

I make my meaning clear

She turns with good grace

My smile freezes in place

Oh my life! My life!!

It’s non other than My Wife!!!

Now I’m stuck 

Between a rock and a bloody hard place!

Copyright 2017- Vivian Zems